The Muppet Show (TV Series)

Señor Wences (1980)

Jim Henson: Kermit the Frog, Rowlf, Waldorf, The Swedish Chef

Quotes 

• Kermit the Frog : Right. And so what we're doing, we're going to switch the entire show aroun. It's a complete change of pace, folks. T onight, we're going to do a puppet show!

• Kermit the Frog : Boy, these puppets are really classing things up around here.

  Fozzie Bear : You think that's classy? Look at Gumdrop the Gorilla!

• Statler : Personally, I don't care for puppets much. I don't find them believable.

  Waldorf : I don't believe you!

• Kermit the Frog : Oh boy, you know? I just love this show tonight. I think the idea of an all-puppet show is not too shabby.

  Fozzie Bear : Hey, Kermit, Kermit, Kermit? I wanna do a puppet act.

  Kermit the Frog : Stand by for disaster.

  Gonzo : Hey, guys.

  Fozzie Bear : Oh, oh, Gonzo. Hey, do you wanna do a puppet act with me?

  Kermit the Frog : Cue the disaster!

• Kermit the Frog : Uh, ladies and gentlemen, no puppet show would be complete without a performance of Swedish bread-lump puppetry, as demonstrated here by our own Swedish Chef!