- Herman Munster: What are you doing sitting here, here in the kitchen? Don't tell me Spot ate the living room furniture again?
- Herman Munster: If Marilyn's clock of romance has begun to tick, it does not behoove us to overwind her mainspring.
- Lily Munster: Herman , haha, you're so cute. You give me vulture bumps all over.
- Herman Munster: I do have a certain build in charm...
- Herman Munster: Listen you two, I am against promoting romance, It will lead to no good.
- Grandpa: We don't want it to lead to any good, we want it to lead to marriage.
- Marilyn Munster: What's the matter?
- Alan Benson: There's something coming up out of the floor and it's got fangs!
- Marilyn Munster: Oh, that's just my little cousin Eddie.
- Lily Munster: I hope Marylin has as wonderful a wedding as we had, Herman. Oh, it was so touching when that mad scientist gave you away and they presented me with a copy of your blueprints.
- Herman Munster: Yes, dear. I just hope whereever Marylin is tonight. she's looking into a pair of eyes as romantic as mine.
- Herman Munster: We were a little curious, where did you get all that gold?
- Eddie Munster: Yeah, uncle Gilbert, where did you get all those neat Spanish Dubloons and rare gold pieces?
- Uncle Gilbert: Oh, those! Why, Eddie my boy, that's, eh, loose change I picked up in ships and treasure chests lying around in my neighborhood.
- Eddie Munster: No foolin'?
- Uncle Gilbert: Sure, that's one reason I wouldn't live any place else in the world. Oh, there's a lot of advantages, my boy, to being the creature from the Black Lagoon.