- Heather Owens: Mom, I need your advice. Say you have a date at the drive-in with this guy, and you know he's going to want to do more than just watch the movie - a lot more, what do you do?
- Marsha Cameron Owens: Well, I would explain to him nicely but firmly that while I like him a lot and I enjoy his company, that I'm just not that kind of girl.
- Heather Owens: What if you're afraid you might be that kind of girl?
- Marsha Cameron Owens: ...Go to your room, you're grounded!
- Heather Owens: Thanks mom!
- Wesley T. Owens: as Mr. Belvedere "London Bridge is falling down, falling down, falling down. London Bridge is falling down, 'cause I stepped on it"