- Maddie: How are you all doing? What's happened?
- Agnes DiPesto: Well, we've been busy: five of our clients killed their spouses for the insurance money. Eight were part of love triangles where one member was killed by the other two. And Bert and I did episodes of our own.
- Agnes DiPesto: Blue Moon Detective Agency.
- [answering the phone]
- Agnes DiPesto: You could be a man who just stabbed his wife, / Or even the woman at the other end of the knife. / I hate to sound heartless, or rude or cold, / But we're really busy. I'll have to put you on hold.