Moonlighting (TV Series)

Tracks of My Tears (1988)

Allyce Beasley: Agnes DiPesto

Quotes 

• Maddie : How are you all doing? What's happened?

  Agnes DiPesto : Well, we've been busy: five of our clients killed their spouses for the insurance money. Eight were part of love triangles where one member was killed by the other two. And Bert and I did episodes of our own.

• Agnes DiPesto : Blue Moon Detective Agency.

  [answering the phone] 

  Agnes DiPesto : You could be a man who just stabbed his wife, / Or even the woman at the other end of the knife. / I hate to sound heartless, or rude or cold, / But we're really busy. I'll have to put you on hold.