"Monty Python's Flying Circus" It's a Living (TV Episode 1970) - Michael Palin as Voice Over #1, First Bishop, Dame Irene Stoat, Host, Waiter, Second Interviewer, Second Man, Norman, Various

Interviewer : Good evening. I have with me in the studio tonight one of the country's leading skin specialists, Raymond Luxury Yacht.

Raymond Luxury Yacht : That's not my name!

Interviewer : [tries literal pronunciation] I'm sorry; Raymond Luxury Yatscht.

Raymond Luxury Yacht : No no no, it's spelled, "Raymond Luxury Yacht," but it's pronounced, "Throat Warbler Mangrove".

Interviewer : You are a very silly man, and I'm not going to interview you.

Raymond Luxury Yacht : Ah, ha! Anti-Semitism!

Interviewer : Not at all. It's not even a proper nose.

[the Interviewer removes Raymond's nose]

Interviewer : It's polystyrene.

Raymond Luxury Yacht : Give me my nose back!

Interviewer : You can collect it at reception. Now go away.

Raymond Luxury Yacht : I want to be on television!

Interviewer : Well you can't.
BBC Voiceover : Well, it's five past nine and nearly time for six past nine. On BBC 2 now, it'll shortly be six and a half minutes past nine. Later on this evening, it'll be ten o'clock and at 10:30 we'll be joining BBC 2 in time for 10:33, and don't forget tomorrow when it'll be 9:20. Those of you who missed 8:45 on Friday will be able to see it again this Friday at a quarter to nine. Now, here is a time check. It's six and a half minutes to the big green thing.

2nd BBC Voiceover : You're a looney.

BBC Voiceover : I get so bored. I get so bloody bored.

Michael Palin: Voice Over #1, First Bishop, Dame Irene Stoat, Host, Waiter, Second Interviewer, Second Man, Norman, Various