- [Al has invited Steve to watch an attractive repair girl fix his refrigerator]
- Steve Rhoades: Let me get this straight, you dragged me all the way over here for THIS?
- Al: Yeah!
- Steve Rhoades: Thanks, Al!
- [Steve opens can of beer with Al]
- [staring at the butt of the repair-girl]
- Al: Yeah, looks like two little kittens playing gently under some denim.
- Steve Rhoades: I think it looks more like an apple, Al.
- Marcy: Peggy, you just stuffed money down the front of that man's pants. Why?
- Peggy Bundy: Because my checkbook makes him walk funny.