Married... with Children (TV Series)
Get the Dodge Out of Hell (1995)
Ed O'Neill: Al Bundy
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Quotes
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Al : When I think of the PAIN and the SUFFERING that I had to go through for you to be conceived. You should be ashamed for betraying your family this way.
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Mikey : [a teenager] I'm Mikey. I'm the manager.
Al : Of what? The Mets?
Mikey : I don't take lip from shoe salesmen. Now what do you want? I have a book report due tomorrow.
Al : I want my car. It never came out the other end.
Mikey : Are you sure you brought a car?
Al : No, I drove the wife. Of course I brought a car, you zit farm.
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Al : Oh Peg, look a racing strip!
Peggy : The Dodge doesn't need a racing strip. I couldn't hit 60 if it dropped out of a plane.
Al : [Al holds a tight fist up] No but you could Peg! See Peg you spend money on a fribulous -
[Interupts himself]
Al : Ooh, Peg look car bras!
Peggy : The Dodge doesn't need a car bra.
[Al holds up a car bra purchase box]
Al : Oh it's not for the Dodge Peg. No, it's for your mom. See, it's even in her size, Astrovan.