Married... with Children (TV Series)
Bearly Men (1995)
Katey Sagal: Peggy Bundy
Quotes
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Kelly Bundy : Hey, Mom, do you think Dad's gonna be successful in getting Grandma and Grandpa back together?
Peggy Bundy : Gee, I hope so. They used to be so happy. I mean, look. Here's a picture of Grandpa on a seesaw. Now, here's one of Grandma getting on the seesaw. Oh, and here's Grandpa flying over the power lines. Ha ha ha.
Kelly Bundy : Oh, look, their wedding photos.
Peggy Bundy : Yeah. There's Grandma taking the first bite of the wedding cake, which also happened to be the last bite of the cake.
Kelly Bundy : Mom, do you think that will ever happen to me?
Peggy Bundy : What? Getting married?
Kelly Bundy : No. Gaining 700 pounds.
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Al Bundy : Hey Marcy, did you see some guy dragging off my dead bear?
Marcy Rhoades D'Arcy : He's not dead you chucklehead. He just violated my Mercedes!
Peggy Bundy : How do you know?
[Jefferson enters looking deshelveled and wide-eyed]
Jefferson D'Arcy : Because we were in it.
Peggy Bundy : Marcy, are you okay?
Marcy Rhoades D'Arcy : Oh, I'm all right. A little in shock and jealous.
Peggy Bundy : Jealous?
Marcy Rhoades D'Arcy : Well, you should have seen him go and go and go. My God, if a car could smile. One thing I know for sure. Tonight, Jefferson, we're playing Buick and the Beast.
Jefferson D'Arcy : [stammering] I... I... I... I don't know Marcy. I might need some counselling. And, I think you may have to do all the work for a while.
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Peg's Mom : [to Bud and Kelly after dropping beer cans on them] Recycle those, please.
Peggy Bundy : Isn't that great, Al? She's trying to save the Earth.
Al Bundy : She *is* the Earth, Peg.