- Lizzie McGuire: [wears a rat nose and crawls around on the ground] Go ahead, Gordo. Say it. Just get it over with!
- David 'Gordo' Gordon: Fine, here it goes. I think that the Diamondbacks are overrated, I mean, sure they have the best pitching money can buy, but other than that, they're a bunch of banjo hitters and journeymen.
- David 'Gordo' Gordon: Who cares about being in the yearbook? Talk about pointless.
- Lizzie McGuire: Um... I seem to remember last year, you tried to be most photographed student, Gordo.
- David 'Gordo' Gordon: Oh, no, no, no. That was just to see if I could do it. You know, like staying up for twenty-four hours in a row, or making the world's biggest meatball.
- Lizzie McGuire: [as animated version] Pictures fade and they get torn and stuff spills on it and your hair kinda looks really dorky. But memories last forever.