- Mrs Teal: Oh, are you standing in the by election, Daffyd?
- Daffyd: It's not just a bi election, it's for gays and straights too! Anyone can vote, regardless of sexuality. Honestly, it's like bangin' your head against a brick wall!
- Daffyd: Anyway, seeing as I am the only gay in the village, I shouldn't think anyone would be remotely interested. Good day.
- Mrs Teal: Oh no, lots of folk around here drop anchor in poo bay.
- Mrs Teal: Good luck, Daffyd. You can count on my support.
- Daffyd: Really?
- Mrs Teal: Oh yes, I'm all for gay rights. In fact I myself drink from the furry cup.