Rick Boswell: Which would you rather? Never have sex again ever or have *great* sex... but only with another woman?
Ronnie Boswell: What?
Rick Boswell: And if you don't choose, your grandmother dies.
Ronnie Boswell: So, never have sex again or have sex with a woman?
Rick Boswell: Uh-huh.
Ronnie Boswell: Call me Martina.
Rick Boswell: What? You would actually have sex with a woman?
Ronnie Boswell: Hey, you said really great sex!
Rick Boswell: Yeah, but still... Could I watch?