Margaret Colin: Claire McCarron

Quotes 

• [first lines] 

  Claire McCarron : I know how you feel, pal.

  Jeffrey : You keep changing the subject. We're talking about dollars.

  Claire McCarron : Dollars? Dollars, Texas?

  Jeffrey : Dollars, Taxes.

  Claire McCarron : Taxes?

  Jeffrey : Yeah, taxes. Yeah, dollars and cents.

• [Jeffrey is reviewing Claire's tax records for an audit by the IRS] 

  Jeffrey : Why do you do this?

  Claire McCarron : What?

  Jeffrey : Give money to these groups - "Concerned Panda"; "Save the Puffins of Glacier Bay"... What the hell is a puffin?

  Claire McCarron : It's a cute little bird. What the hell am I supposed to do. They send me pictures of tortured baby animals.

  Jeffrey : Yeah? Maybe we'll take a picture of you at your audit. Then you'll see some suffering.

• Jeffrey : I think your previous accountant - what was his name... Morty! He think he got his degree from one of those schools who advertise on the back of matchbook covers. I need to speak to him. Do you know how I can get in touch with him?

  Claire McCarron : I don't think he's doing this any more. I-I think he's somewhere in upstate New York selling... crystals.

• Claire McCarron : I guess you know everybody in the neighborhood, huh?

  Father Tomas : That's not always a blessing.