The L Word (TV Series)
Lifeline (2006)
Erica Cerra: Uta Refson
Quotes
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Alice Pieszecki : What do you teach?
Uta Refson : I'm a vamperologist. I teach a course on the queer vampire in literature and film. And a seminar called demon desire, about the vampire as a lesbian predator.
Alice Pieszecki : Okay, I'm a total vampire lesbian freak!
Uta Refson : What attracts you to the lesbian vampire, Alice?
Alice Pieszecki : I don't know, Uta. Maybe it's just... I like the dark side.
Uta Refson : What about tomorrow?
Alice Pieszecki : What? Lunch?
Uta Refson : For dinner. I'm not much of a daytime person.
Alice Pieszecki : What? Because vampires don't go out during the day?
Uta Refson : No. We lay in bed... with the curtains drawn.
Alice Pieszecki : [slightly afraid] Okay... uh... tomorrow night.
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Alice Pieszecki : I think Uta might be a vampire.
Helena Peabody : What?
Alice Pieszecki : Well have you seen her teeth? They're...
Helena Peabody : [cuts Alice off] What?
Alice Pieszecki : They're sharp. They're...
[shows Helena her neck]
Helena Peabody : That's a hickie.
Alice Pieszecki : I don't know.
[pauses]
Alice Pieszecki : I don't know.
Helena Peabody : Well.
[pulls out a mirror]
Helena Peabody : You know what they say about vampires. No reflection.
Alice Pieszecki : Oh!
Helena Peabody : Try.
Alice Pieszecki : Okay. Hey.
[to Uta who just walked over]
Helena Peabody : Okay.
[leaves scared by the look Uta just gave her]
Alice Pieszecki : I think I got some thing in my teeth. I'll just...
[turns so the mirror faces Uta]
Uta Refson : [ducks while Alice is turning]
Alice Pieszecki : [looking for Uta in the mirror] Holy fucking shit.
[turns around]
Uta Refson : [standing again] What? Oh, I just dropped my ring. Why don't we get out of here?
Alice Pieszecki : [has a scared/distrusing look on her face] Okay.