Knight Rider (TV Series)

Short Notice (1983)

William Daniels: K.I.T.T.

Quotes 

• K.I.T.T. : I don't understand the concept of fishing, Michael.

  Michael Knight : What don't you understand, buddy?

  K.I.T.T. : According to my information the object of fishing is to catch fish.

  Michael Knight : That's right.

  K.I.T.T. : But we've been gone two days, and despite all the time you spend fishing, you didn't catch any fish.

  Michael Knight : They just weren't biting, pal, that's how fishing is. Sometimes they bite, sometimes they don't.

• K.I.T.T. : Since you haven't asked, I'll tell you: it was demoralizing, demeaning.

  Michael Knight : [a bit aggravated]  What?

  K.I.T.T. : Police impound.

  Michael Knight : Oh, you had me worried there for a minute.

  K.I.T.T. : Michael, I don't think you have any idea what those places are like. I was surrounded by criminal types with dented fenders and bullet holes...

  Michael Knight : Jail was no picknick either, pal.

• Natalie Turner : My mom's car won't do any of this stuff. What else can you do? Can you talk?

  K.I.T.T. : Natalie, you know car's can't talk.

  Natalie Turner : Some cars do. They say: 'please close the door' and...

  [catching on] 

  Natalie Turner : you talked!

• K.I.T.T. : [Natalie is sticking out her tongue at Kitt]  My, what large tonsils you have.

  Natalie Turner : I don't think you're very funny.

  K.I.T.T. : Natalie, are you mad at me?

  Natalie Turner : Yes. Can't you tell?