Knight Rider (TV Series)

Short Notice (1983)

David Hasselhoff: Michael Knight

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Quotes 

• K.I.T.T. : I don't understand the concept of fishing, Michael.

  Michael Knight : What don't you understand, buddy?

  K.I.T.T. : According to my information the object of fishing is to catch fish.

  Michael Knight : That's right.

  K.I.T.T. : But we've been gone two days, and despite all the time you spend fishing, you didn't catch any fish.

  Michael Knight : They just weren't biting, pal, that's how fishing is. Sometimes they bite, sometimes they don't.

• Michael Knight : [having gathered information at a motel]  Only one room left.

  Nicole Turner : [groans]  Wonderful.

  Michael Knight : But it's got two single beds. Now it's up to you. I don't mind if you don't mind.

  Nicole Turner : Never knew a man who did.

• Devon Miles : If you're bound over for trial, the prosecutor will start an immediate investigation into your past. Now I need to tell you how difficult that would be for you, the Foundation, for the future of our work together.

  Michael Knight : In that case... I'd better find Nicole.

• K.I.T.T. : Since you haven't asked, I'll tell you: it was demoralizing, demeaning.

  Michael Knight : [a bit aggravated]  What?

  K.I.T.T. : Police impound.

  Michael Knight : Oh, you had me worried there for a minute.

  K.I.T.T. : Michael, I don't think you have any idea what those places are like. I was surrounded by criminal types with dented fenders and bullet holes...

  Michael Knight : Jail was no picknick either, pal.

• Michael Knight : Harold T. Turner is a hard guy, so what? We've been up against hard guys before.

  Devon Miles : Turner is much more than a hard guy, Michael. As ex-president of the Satan's Stompers motorcycle club he has at his disposal over 300 hard guys, not to mention whatever other resources his various underworld activities provide.

  Bonnie Barstow : He's right, Michael. According to the federal investigation the Satan's Stompers have developed extensive ties with criminal organizations. It's not like Peter Fonda riding around on a chopped Harley with a heart of gold underneath two days growth of beard.

• Arthur Wexley : Nicole's not the kind of girl who leaves bridges intact once she's passed over them. Do you understand women? I don't understand women. I... I thought loving a daughter would be much easier than loving a wife. Less, less apt to fail. I was wrong, it isn't. The failuire is no less painful.

  Michael Knight : For what it's worth, I don't think Nicole's across that bridge yet. Not all the way.

• Michael Knight : Welcome to Calamity, you're typical authentic Western movie town.

  [brief pause] 

  Michael Knight : Looks like business is lousy.

• Michael Knight : You know last time I saw you two together I felt like a referee in a street fight.

  Arthur Wexley : [they all chuckle]  She's too tough for me, I quit.

  Nicole Turner : Me too. Does that mean we lose a good referee?

  Michael Knight : Looks that way.

• Michael Knight : [picked up hitchhiker, now driving along]  Nice day, huh?

  [no response] 

  Michael Knight : You always travel this light?

  Nicole Turner : I'm not traveling.

  Michael Knight : Car trouble?

  Nicole Turner : [scoffs]  You could say.

  Michael Knight : Are you all right?

  Nicole Turner : [clears throat]  I've got some problems. When I've got problems, I don't make good company.

  Michael Knight : [gives up]  Okay.