Knight Rider (TV Series)
No Big Thing (1982)
David Hasselhoff: Michael Knight
Quotes
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Devon Miles : Your timing couldn't have been more felicitous.
Michael Knight : Felicitous? That mean you're glad to see me?
Devon Miles : I've never been happier to see anyone in my life.
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K.I.T.T. : If you'll glance at my fuel gages you shall see that I'm virtually operating on fumes.
Michael Knight : Well, you're right. Bonnie really goofed up this time, didn't she?
K.I.T.T. : It wasn't Bonnie's fault. It's just that her route plan didn't include the 200 mile diversion involved in you and that young lady you met back in...
Michael Knight : Yeah, yeah, never mind that.
[puts on Bela Lugosi accent]
Michael Knight : I'll, I'll find you some blood, Dracula.
K.I.T.T. : A very inept analogy, if I may say so. Blood has virtually no combustable capabilities at all.
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Michael Knight : [on phone] Hello.
Bonnie Barstow : Hi.
Michael Knight : Oh, hi, Bonnie. What's up?
Bonnie Barstow : Help.
Michael Knight : Help? What's that supposed to mean?
Bonnie Barstow : It means Devon's in jail.
Michael Knight : Devon's busted? Come on, that's ridiculous.
Bonnie Barstow : Unfortunately, it also happens to be true.
Michael Knight : What did they get him for? Assault with a deadly crumpet?
Bonnie Barstow : He was on his way to meet a reporter named Reston when he was picked up on a traffic violation.
Michael Knight : A traffic violation? And he's probably gonna fight it, huh?
[chuckles]
Michael Knight : This I would love to see. Where's he being held?
Bonnie Barstow : A little town called Lyndhurst Flats.
K.I.T.T. : Strange. That's exactly 412 miles straight ahead of us on this route.
Bonnie Barstow : Why I called.
Michael Knight : And that's where were going.
[chuckles merrily]
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K.I.T.T. : Michael, remember we're due in Phoenix at five today.
Michael Knight : Yeah, that can wait. I wouldn't miss the chance to bail out our illustrious leader for all the pasta in Italy.
[laughs]
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Michael Knight : [stopping after the trucker tried to run them off the road] You okay?
Carol Reston : I think so.
Michael Knight : That trucker sure has a strange way of getting his jollies.
Carol Reston : That's only because you think he was kidding.
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Carol Reston : Hey, this is some car.
Michael Knight : Yeah, it is. Thanks. Wait a minute. Carol Reston? My boss, Devon Miles, stopped off here to see a guy named Reston. Same fellow?
Carol Reston : Uh, yeah. It... it has to be.
Michael Knight : Any idea why?
Carol Reston : No, not a clue.
Michael Knight : Well, maybe our meeting like this could turn out to be a lucky break for both of us.
[chuckles]
Carol Reston : Maybe it could at that.
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Michael Knight : When was the last time you saw your ex?
Carol Reston : Mm. It's been about a week or so. He said he's been busy working. Of course, that was always his excuse when we were married.
Michael Knight : What kind of work did he do?
Carol Reston : He's an investigative reporter. And let me tell you, in this town it's a full-time job.
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Michael Knight : The more I see of this county's law enforcement, the more suspicious I get.
Carol Reston : Yeah. If you knew half as much as I do, you'd be positively paranoid.