Knight Rider (TV Series)
Just My Bill (1982)
David Hasselhoff: Michael Knight
Quotes
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Michael Knight : Alright, where to now, Senator?
Sen. Maggie Flynn : Back to the office. I have a climbing date with a mountain of paperwork.
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Michael Knight : [entering] Hi, Bonnie. What are you doing now?
Bonnie Barstow : I'm about to make a very delicate adjustment to K.I.T.T.'s laser ducts.
K.I.T.T. : Bonnie, with those hands, you should have been a surgeon.
Bonnie Barstow : That's what my Dad always said. I had to practically slash my wrists to convince him I couldn't stand the sight of blood.
Michael Knight : Medicine's loss. Our gain.
Bonnie Barstow : [not amused by Michael's humor] There. How's that feel?
K.I.T.T. : Perfect. I don't know what I'd do without you, Bonnie.
Michael Knight : You'd break down, that's what you'd do, buddy.
Bonnie Barstow : That's for sure, the way you abuse him.
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Sen. Maggie Flynn : It, it talks! Is there anything this car can't do?
Michael Knight : Well, it can't cook.
K.I.T.T. : I wasn't programmed to cook.
Sen. Maggie Flynn : Touché.
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Michael Knight : [while gunshots are being fired at K.I.T.T] It's okay, it's okay, Maggie. K.I.T.T.'s got a pretty thick skin.
K.I.T.T. : Please be precise, Michael. It's not thick, it's simply a bulletproof alloy.
Sen. Maggie Flynn : I can't tell you how I'm counting on that.
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K.I.T.T. : Michael, there's a roadblock up ahead.
Jane Adams : I'm almost afraid to ask this, but how are we gonna get past them?
K.I.T.T. : May I suggest we continue down the road?
Michael Knight : You got it, K.I.T.T. My sentiments exactly.
Jane Adams : [panicked yell] But It's blocked!
Michael Knight : Well, then I suggest we just have to go over them.
Jane Adams : Oh, no.