Knight Rider (TV Series)

Goliath Returns (1984)

William Daniels: K.I.T.T.

Quotes 

• Michael Knight : Alright, Kitt, lets try April's new device.

  K.I.T.T. : Michael, I have serious reservations about this.

  Michael Knight : Hang on buddy, and get ready to make like a bird!

• Michael Knight : KITT, can you hear me?

  KITT : Michael, is that you?

  Michael Knight : Yeah. You okay?

  KITT : No, I'm not okay. I'm nowhere near okay. Most of my functions are out of order, and I'm being treated like a side of beef.

  [KITT's rear wheels have been hoisted up, in effect disabling the car beyond even KITT's capabilities] 

  Michael Knight : Where are you?

  KITT : In the garage, and it's not a pleasant experience.

  Michael Knight : I'm not exactly in the Palace Hotel either. Don't worry, we'll get out of this.

  KITT : I certainly hope so. Police impound would be preferable to the company I'm forced to keep now.

  [it's old juggernaut Goliath] 

• Michael Knight : I sure hope that's the last we see of Garthe and Goliath.

  KITT : So do I, Michael.

  [KITT makes a truck horn honk that sounds like Goliath] 

  Michael Knight : What's that?

  KITT : I recorded it as a souvenir.

  Michael Knight : Oh! Oh! Oh! That's very funny. Yes, that's very funny. As a matter of fact, I have a little surprise for you, too.

  KITT : Please, no cliffs. Do you hear me?

  [Michael accelerates] 

  KITT : Michael, I'm serious.

  [he accelerates faster] 

  KITT : Michael.

• K.I.T.T. : [stuck in quicksand and sinking fast]  Michael, is this it? The big adios?

• Michael Knight : You okay? You're awful quiet.

  Christina Bergstrom : Oh, I'm sorry. You know, I havent even thanked you for rescuing me from that... uh... that...

  KITT : Masquerading, misanthropic Klaus clone.

  Christina Bergstrom : Exactly.

  Michael Knight : You don't have to thank me. I just wanna make sure you'd be available for dinner after this is all over.

  Christina Bergstrom : *If* it's over. I'm so afraid I won't be seeing Uncle Klaus again.

  Michael Knight : You will, Christina. If it's humanly possible, I promise you... You will.

• KITT : [having just made use of his new parachute attachment]  I'd rather be turned into a toaster oven than go through this again.

• Michael Knight : Bingo.

  KITT : Bingo indeed. It's Goliath.