- Michael Knight: Em, listen, when you finish up work tonight, how about you and I going out for a little dinner?
- Bonnie Barstow: I'd love to Michael, but I'm spending the night with Kitt.
- Michael Knight: Oh well, you two have a real good time.
- Bonnie Barstow: [sits down] First I have to recharge his components, then I have to convert the engine to run on liquid hydrogine, then I have to flush his systems... and adjust his timing.
- Michael Knight: Recharge his components? Flush his system? Kitt, don't you dare take advantage of her tonight.
- K.I.T.T.: I won't.
- Bonnie Barstow: Would you get out of here, you yo-yo!
- [Michael leaves]
- Bonnie Barstow: Kitt, I hope you're not picking up his warped sense of humor.
- Bonnie Barstow: I'm trying my best not to.
- K.I.T.T.: Michael, I can serve you better if I'm familiar with your strategy.
- Michael Knight: Good point, Kitt. Our game plan is simple yet complex. We lay low, we blend in with the other racers on and off the course. We observe, deduce and analyse.
- K.I.T.T.: In other words were winging it, as usual.
- Michael Knight: [laughs] You got it.
- Michael Knight: What do you think Devon?
- Devon Miles: It goes against the grain to see a man rewarded for insubordination.
- Michael Knight: Hi, Bonnie. I hear Devon got us into a race.
- Bonnie Barstow: [ever lost in her job] I've augmented Kitt's tracking system with a special infrared tracking scope.
- Michael Knight: Terrific! Oh, listen, when you've finished up work tonight, how about you and I go out for a little dinner?
- Bonnie Barstow: I'd love to, Michael, but I'm spending the night with Kitt.
- Michael Knight: Oh, well, you two have a real good time.
- Bonnie Barstow: [shows concern for the first time] Be careful, Michael.
- Michael Knight: [surprised] Thank you, Bonnie.
- Dr. Kempler: What a disaster. Look at it. There isn't a sober journalistic face to be seen. There isn't one scientific quarterly writer. The whole thing has turned into a blood and guts demolition derby. It's a car crash carnival.
- K.I.T.T.: [Michael has rescued Liberty from certain death but has neglected to untie her] Michael, she would like you to take the gag off.
- Michael Knight: Oh.
- [laughs]
- Michael Knight: I don't think so. You know, this is the first conversation I've ever had with you where I get a word in edgewise?
- Liberty Cox: [re the two merry Southern brothers] Would you believe their car is supposed to run on moonshine?
- Michael Knight: No kidding? Looks like they're halfway through their fuel supply.