Knight Rider (TV Series)

Deadly Maneuvers (1982)

David Hasselhoff: Michael Knight

Quotes 

• Michael Knight : Michael, I can no longer sanction your wild goose chases.

  Devon Miles : Devon, someone tried to kill me last night.

  Devon Miles : I have an alibi.

• Bonnie Barstow : What's wrong with you?

  K.I.T.T. : It's my alpha circuit, Bonnie.

  Bonnie Barstow : Your alpha circuit? Kitt, the only way you could damage that is to do something stupid like... towing another car. Right?

  K.I.T.T. : Bonnie? No comment.

  Michael Knight : You're one in a million, pal.

  K.I.T.T. : I know.

• K.I.T.T. : Michael, I'm afraid I have some alarming news.

  Michael Knight : I'm sitting down.

  K.I.T.T. : I've checked my circuits, and due to that towing incident, my Alpha circuit is non functioning.

  Michael Knight : Yeah, I'm real sorry, K.I.T.T., but think we can manage for a while without it.

  K.I.T.T. : Michael, what if it were your Alpha circuit?

  Michael Knight : Ok, ok, you're still under warranty. Call the home office.

• Michael Knight : [having just lost a computer game]  Well, these computer things are just a waste of time anyway.

  K.I.T.T. : Ahum.

  Michael Knight : Oh, present company excluded, of course.

• K.I.T.T. : Michael, I detect a certain tone in your voice.

  Michael Knight : Oh, what tone is that?

  K.I.T.T. : The one were you're convinced you've come up with a brilliant idea, the next thing know, you're doing something foolhardy and in my surveillance mode.

  Michael Knight : K.I.T.T.?

  K.I.T.T. : Yes, Michael?

  Michael Knight : Go into your surveillance mode.

• Lt. Hugh Rainey : What exactly were you doing, Mr. Knight?

  Michael Knight : [posing as a hotdog vendor]  Just trying to make a buck, Major, is that a crime?

  Lt. Hugh Rainey : No. Then you could explain the cards in your wallet?

  Michael Knight : What cards?

  Lt. Hugh Rainey : Michael Knight: speedy repairman. Michael Knight: quick carpet cleaner. M. Knight Enterprises: Swedish massage while you wait.

  Michael Knight : Major, times are rough. I gotta take odd jobs to make ends meet. I was very lucky that uncle Sanch gave me this job.

• Michael Knight : Hey K.I.T.T., how about a little music, huh?

  K.I.T.T. : Sorry, the Alpha circuit took out the radio too.

  Michael Knight : You're never gonna forgive me for that are you?

  K.I.T.T. : Michael, forgiveness implies an emotional state that has no application in my case. However, I doubt that I shall ever forget it.

• Michael Knight : [driving over a army testing range]  Let's hit it!

  K.I.T.T. : [a mortar shell hits the ground in front of them and explodes]  Michael, could you use another word besides 'hit'?

• Robin Ladd : [about Devon]  How can he tell such outrageous lies?

  Michael Knight : With sincere expression.

• Michael Knight : [just rescued Robin from target]  Why don't we give the general a little visit?

  Robin Ladd : [sees all the computer technology]  Is this a car or a spaceship?

  Michael Knight : Little bit of both.