- Michael Knight: You're insane.
- Graham Deauville: [rubbing the bridge between his eyes] No... not insane, advanced intelligence! And who better to survive than the most intelligent people on the earth?
- Bonnie Barstow: [chuckling after Michael smoothly whisked her away from nerdy Irving] Thanks for saving me.
- Michael Knight: I should thank you. I mean, after all, I didn't know if you would still talk to me now that you're smart.
- Bonnie Barstow: Never stopped me before.
- Michael Knight: That's very funny.
- [discussing the Helios Mansion]
- Michael Knight: Let's just say this isn't my kind of place.
- Devon Miles: I'm well aware of that, Michael.
- K.I.T.T.: Michael, I hope it won't be much longer. This dirt beginning to clog some of my most sensitive instruments.
- Michael Knight: We're almost there, buddy. And it isn't just dirt, it's the stuff of ancient Indian civilizations.
- K.I.T.T.: Perhaps. But the stuff of ancient Indian civilizations is wreaking havoc on my turbine.
- Bonnie Barstow: Devon, I never seen you so excited.
- Devon Miles: Not every day one is inducted into so prestigious a society as Helios. Why is it that when one is in a hurry, ones tie never seems to go right.
- Bonnie Barstow: I think it's called Devon's first law of nervousness.
- K.I.T.T.: And Helios, the Greek sun-god, the god of brilliance rode to his palace in a chariot of gold.
- Michael Knight: Kind of like a Rolls-Royce, right?
- K.I.T.T.: I fail to see the logic of that statement.
- Michael Knight: Hey, nice jacket!
- Irving Farber: [wearing a very loud and unsightly plaid jacket] Oh, thank you. Well, look your best, and you'll always look best to her.