Knight Rider (TV Series)
A Plush Ride (1982)
David Hasselhoff: Michael Knight
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Quotes
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Michael Knight : I hate to be the one to break this to ya, but this isn't Club Med.
Margo Wells : You mean I'm not gonna need my perfume, my make-up, my sexy gowns and string bikini?
Michael Knight : That sounds great to me, but it's probably the wrong kind of ammunition.
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K.I.T.T. : Michael, wear your pants.
Michael Knight : Never mind. K.I.T.T. I got a bone to pick with you.
K.I.T.T. : According to my data on human anatomy, you have 206 bones, give or take some questionable cartilage.
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Michael Knight : Devon, you look ridiculous.
Devon Miles : [wearing a cowboy hat] Really? I thought I looked like Gary Cooper.
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Margo Wells : I'm sorry about this, Michael. I really am.
Michael Knight : Yeah, I bet you are. You know Margo, I liked you. I liked you a lot. But I think behind your pretty smile and your pretty face, there's nothing but a grinning skull.
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Michael Knight : So with no leads, I got less than one week to catch a bad guy who may not even exist. It doesn't sound to me to be too simple.
Devon Miles : On the contrary Michael, it seems perfectly simple to me.
Michael Knight : Devon, let's say there is a bad guy, and he overreacts and decides to waste me.
Devon Miles : Oh, that would be a most serious and unfortunately resolution, Michael. But, you're quite right. It would solve our problem.
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Bonnie Barstow : Michael, what is this?
[holds up clump of dried algae]
Michael Knight : Seaweed.
Bonnie Barstow : What is seaweed doing under KITT's hood?
Michael Knight : Oh, yeah, well, I can explain that.
K.I.T.T. : Perhaps you shouldn't, Michael.
Bonnie Barstow : [chuckles] Don't tell me...
Michael Knight : Remember all those jewel robberies down at the marina? Well, it turns out the two thieves are scuba divers. Anyway, KITT and I are on the pier, and these two guys jump right into the ocean, so naturally...
Devon Miles : [enters] Michael.
Michael Knight : [off the hook] Devon. What's the good word?
Devon Miles : I wish I had one. I'm sorry to disturb you both. But I'm afraid I need you to drive me somewhere immediately.
Michael Knight : All right. KITT should be ready in a couple of seconds.
Devon Miles : We won't need KITT. I've arranged for another car. Come along. We must move quickly. Time is of the essence. Goodbye, Bonnie.
Michael Knight : [to Bonnie and KITT] Well, I'll catch you guys later, huh?
Bonnie Barstow : Here.
[hands him the clump of seaweed, disgusted with it, Michael takes it, but drops it on the desk on his way out]
K.I.T.T. : Why do you suppose they excluded me, Bonnie?
Bonnie Barstow : [sighs] I don't know, KITT. But don't take it personally.
K.I.T.T. : I won't. You know I can't take anything personally.
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Bonnie Barstow : [in Buckaroo Bar] Hello, cowboy.
Michael Knight : [looks up, surprised to see cool, classy cowgirl] Bonnie!
Bonnie Barstow : Howdy, partner. Trail boss sent me to round you up.
[looks in Devon's direction]
Bonnie Barstow : Thataway.
Michael Knight : [follows] Did you change your hair or something?
[she just glances over her shoulder and smiles]
