Kenan & Kel (TV Series)

I'm Gonna Get You Kenan (1999)

Kel Mitchell: Kel Kimble

Quotes 

• Policeman : We found this to-do list in the Jackhammer's cell. As you can see, right at the top of the list 'Escape from prison' has been crossed off. And you'll notice just below that it says...

  Kenan Rockmore : Pick up dry cleaning?

  Policeman : No, below that.

  Kenan Rockmore : Oh, get Kenan Rockmore. OHHH he gonna get me!

  Kel Kimble : Ooh! What he gonna get you?

• Chris Potter : Hey Kenan, what's with the getup?

  Kenan Rockmore : It's supposed to be a disguise man, so the Jackhammer can't find me.

  Chris Potter : Oh please, that disguise isn't going to fool anybody.

  Kel Kimble : [comes in]  Oh hey, you guys seen Kenan?

  Kenan Rockmore : Kel, it's me!

  Kel Kimble : [confused]  And I'm ME!

• Kenan Rockmore : Kel, nobody is going to buy a shirt that says 'Friend of Hero'.

  Kel Kimble : False information, I already bought five.

• Kel Kimble : [after braining the pizza boy with a vase]  Aww man! I wanted pepperoni!

  Kenan Rockmore : Kel, the pizza boy's unconscious.

  Kel Kimble : I know, but I wanted pepperoni!

• Kenan Rockmore : Kel! He's here! Quick, give me something to hit him with!

  Kel Kimble : [hands Kenan a roll of paper towels]  There ya go.

  Kenan Rockmore : Thanks.

  [realizes, throws it at Kel] 

  Kenan Rockmore : Preferably something NOT soft!

  Kel Kimble : Oh!

  [grabs frying pans] 

  Kel Kimble : How about these?

• Sheryl Rockmore : Kenan! We came home as soon as we heard the Jackhammer escaped.

  [Kel knocks her out with the frying pan] 

  Kenan Rockmore : What'd you hit my mama for?

  Kel Kimble : How was I supposed to know it was your mama?

  Kenan Rockmore : Because the lights' on and you KNOW my mama!

  Kel Kimble : ...My bad.

• Kenan Rockmore : AWW all the doors are all open! Look, stay in here and try not to knock out or re-knock anybody else out!

  Kel Kimble : Fine, I won't knock anyone out.

• Kel Kimble : I brought some home videos, you know, to get your mind off things.

  Kenan Rockmore : Ah, good, what'd you get?

  Kel Kimble : Well I got 'Revenge is Sweet', 'Sweet, Sweet Revenge' and 'Revenge Equals Pain'.

• Kenan Rockmore : Kel, grab some nail polish, some nail polish remover, and any third item, and meet me over there. Come on, velvet!

  Kel Kimble : Kenan! Why we getting nail polish if we just gonna remove it? Kenan! I can't think of a third item! Oh wait a minute, how about a compass? Kenan? Kenan! Awwww here it goes!