- Colonel Crittendon: [as Sir Charles Chitterly] Call me a Messerschmidt, I am going back to England.
- Carter: [as General von Schlomm] You are a Messerschmidt, and you are staying here.
- Newkirk: [Upon seeing Chitterly turning himself in to Sgt. Schultz] Is he one of ours or one of theirs?
- Col. Hogan: I think he's one of yours. And you can have him.