- Wilma: Police don't believe no one 'less they white. No matter nothin' they freaks and junkies and neck-suckin' vampires, long as they white neck-suckin' vampires.
- Sgt. Mick Belker: Bates, tell Kevin here that goin' into a cell is your standard vampire procedure, you tell 'em.
- Capt. Frank Furillo: You're soaking wet.
- Joyce Davenport: I drove to the shore and back.
- Capt. Frank Furillo: With the top down?
- Joyce Davenport: It stuck.
- [gives a small combination laugh/cry]
- Joyce Davenport: I couldn't get it up.
- Sgt. Mick Belker: [takes out small mirror] See that? Now if you're a vampire, how come you cast a reflection? Huh?
- Kevin Herman Dracula: I don't see anything.
- Officer Andrew Renko: [looks in the lineup room] Oh God, that's him!
- [Bobby looks]
- Officer Andrew Renko: That guy on the right, on the right, that's the man that shot me!
- Capt. Frank Furillo: You're sure?
- Officer Andrew Renko: [breaks into a sweat, almost hysterical] I could pick his face out of a 200 mile lineup!
- Capt. Frank Furillo: You're being charged with the attempted homicide of two officers during the commission of a felony. You're also charged with possession of heroin at the time of arrest. We're now going to transfer you to the Michigan Avenue Complex.
- Eddie Hoban: I swear to God, man, I didn't shoot anybody!
- Det. Henry Goldblume: It's gonna be okay, son.
- [Eddie was comfort by Henry]