- Arnold: [Arnold discovers a map in the journal] A map? It must be the same route my parents took on their last trip to the jungle! Grandma! Grandpa! You have to see this! I found a map!
- [last lines of the series]
- Miles: What is it?
- Stella: [sees a baby pig wrapped up in a blanket in a basket floating in the water] its a piglet from the green eye people.
- Miles: [as Stella picks up and maternally cradles the pig] oh I heard of this, its a tradition its meant to bring good luck.
- Eduardo: Then why didn't we get the pig before the earthquake?
- Grandpa: [wearing a barbeque hat and wheeling a barbeque grill] Well what are we waiting for lets fire up the grill.
- Stella: [piglet squeals in fear; Stella instinctively protects the piglet] no, no we cant eat her, shes a gift
- [then affectionately to the now smiling pig]
- Stella: and shes cute.
- Grandpa: [madly] not that cute.
- Stella: I wanna keep her as a pet what do you think Miles?
- Miles: I think its a great idea.
- Stella: Good, will call her Isabel.
- Miles: [finds out the piglet is actually a boy;to the mistaken chuckling Stella] on second thought why don't we call "him" Abner.
- Arnold: Abner was a wedding present to my parents?
- Grandpa: Thats right.
- Arnold: A wedding present from the green eye people.
- Grandpa: Correct.
- Arnold: [alarmed] and you were gonna eat him?
- Grandpa: Well I... I couldn't help it he looked tasty
- [Abner is clearly mad and walks away]
- Grandpa: and the only thing I had to eat all day was that darn cake,those are empty calories Arnold, empty.
- Arnold: Grandpa thats completely crazy.
- Arnold's Grandma: [rocking Abner like a baby, standing on piano; singing] "Baby, baby, stick your head in gravy, wash it out with bubblegum and send it to the navy.