- Helga Pataki: [mutters quietly] I like Arnold.
- Lila Sawyer: Pardon? I couldn't hear you.
- Helga Pataki: [Mutters slightly louder, but faster] I like Arnold.
- Lila Sawyer: I'm sorry, Helga, you're mumbling.
- Helga Pataki: [practically screams to her face] I... LIKE... ARNOLD.
- [Pants]
- Helga Pataki: I'm head over heels, hook, line, and sinker, over the moon, loop-de-loop, wow and toot!. I'm in love with the boy!.
- [pants]
- Helga Pataki: Happy now? Happy?
- Lila Sawyer: [Stares at her, then smiles cooly] I've kinda had a funny feeling you liked him.
- Arnold: I have to learn so many lines.
- Mr. Hyunh: I will help you, Arnold.
- Arnold: You, Mr. Hyunh?
- Mr. Hyunh: Yes. I am very dramatic!
- Arnold's Grandpa: That's a polite word for what you are.
- Helga Pataki: [Trying to scare Sheena] You know about the end, right? She's in a crypt, you know, a mausoleum, full of dead rotting corpses and bats.
- [getting steadily creepier]
- Helga Pataki: And then she takes this big, sharp, rusty dagger... and she holds it up high over her head... and then
- [Helga stabbing herself and gasping in pain]
- Helga Pataki: Oh, it's great. Real bloody, violent stuff.
- Arnold: I guess we did alright Helga.
- Helga Pataki: I guess so... except for that disgusting kiss! Yuck! I practically threw up!
- Arnold: Then why did you kiss me so long?
- Helga Pataki: Hey, I was acting football head! Being professional! You think i wanted to do that? I practically gagged!
- Arnold: [sighs] Whatever you say, Helga.