Hey Arnold! (TV Series)

School Play (1998)

Francesca Marie Smith: Helga Pataki, Sheena

Quotes 

• Helga Pataki : [mutters quietly]  I like Arnold.

  Lila Sawyer : Pardon? I couldn't hear you.

  Helga Pataki : [Mutters slightly louder, but faster]  I like Arnold.

  Lila Sawyer : I'm sorry, Helga, you're mumbling.

  Helga Pataki : [practically screams to her face]  I... LIKE... ARNOLD.

  [Pants] 

  Helga Pataki : I'm head over heels, hook, line, and sinker, over the moon, loop-de-loop, wow and toot!. I'm in love with the boy!.

  [pants] 

  Helga Pataki : Happy now? Happy?

  Lila Sawyer : [Stares at her, then smiles cooly]  I've kinda had a funny feeling you liked him.

• Helga Pataki : [Trying to scare Sheena]  You know about the end, right? She's in a crypt, you know, a mausoleum, full of dead rotting corpses and bats.

  [getting steadily creepier] 

  Helga Pataki : And then she takes this big, sharp, rusty dagger... and she holds it up high over her head... and then

  [Helga stabbing herself and gasping in pain] 

  Helga Pataki : Oh, it's great. Real bloody, violent stuff.

• Arnold : I guess we did alright Helga.

  Helga Pataki : I guess so... except for that disgusting kiss! Yuck! I practically threw up!

  Arnold : Then why did you kiss me so long?

  Helga Pataki : Hey, I was acting football head! Being professional! You think i wanted to do that? I practically gagged!

  Arnold : [sighs]  Whatever you say, Helga.