- Gerald Johanssen: [In Arnold's dream as an old man] Aw this seat's pretty crowded.
- Arnold: [as an old man] Tell me about it, sitting next to you is my worst nightmare!
- Gerald Johanssen: Just the thought of you makes me so mad I could... I could uh? Do you remember why we stopped talking to each other?
- Arnold: Nope I don't
- Gerald Johanssen: Me neither
- Arnold: It was something about school
- Gerald Johanssen: No it wasn't, it was about some stupid baseball game!
- Arnold: It was school!
- Gerald Johanssen: Baseball!
- Arnold: You're an old stubborn fool and you're losing your mind!
- Gerald Johanssen: You smell, you hardly have any of your own teeth, and I never liked you!
- Arnold: The happiest day of my life is when we stopped talking to each other!
- Arnold's Grandpa: [as a rotting zombie speaking in a weak eerie voice] What did I tell you short man!
- [laughs until his jaw cracks and breaks off]