- [On a hike through the woods]
- Big Bob Pataki: Ugh! It's getting kind of cold. I think I should turn down this air breeze a little...
- [Turns knob and it explodes, sending Bob into a tree]
- Phoebe: Are you okay, Mr. Pataki?
- Big Bob Pataki: AM I okay! LOOK AT ME! The food's gone! The air breeze doesn't work! ANd to top it all off- WE'RE LOST!
- Helga: Lost? I thought you knew where we were!
- Big Bob Pataki: I've been lost ever since I saw those signs in Spanish.
- [on a camping trip, Grandpa is showing Arnold and Gerald survival skills. Gerald is eating red berries. Arnold is eating green berries]
- Grandpa: Now, only do this under adult supervision. Red and sweet are good to eat, but I swear by this sonnet, green will make you vomit.
- Arnold: [swallows] I thought it was green and sweet are good to eat.
- Grandpa: No, I've been saying it all morning. Red and sweet. Red and sweet.
- Arnold: Excuse me a minute.
- [Arnold runs off screen and vomits]
- Grandpa: [sarcastically] You're vomiting, aren't you, Arnold?