- Helga Pataki: Itching, sweaty palms, loss of appetite, yep.
- [pants anxiously]
- Helga Pataki: Irritability. Well, at least I don't have that yet.
- [the phone rings]
- Helga Pataki: Hello?
- Phoebe Heyerdahl: Hi, Helga. It's me, Phoebe. Do you know what our math assignment was?
- Helga Pataki: No, I don't know what our math assignment was!
- Phoebe Heyerdahl: Okay, Helga. But you don't have to be so irritable about it.
- Helga Pataki: [panicking] Irritability! The fourth symptom! That only leaves the final stage.
- [whimpers]
- Helga Pataki: Expiration.