Hey Arnold! (TV Series)

Grandpa's Birthday/Road Trip (1998)

Dan Castellaneta: Arnold's Grandpa

Quotes 

• [Grandpa believes he has died] 

  Grandpa : Well, that's it. I must be in heaven. Oh, no! Oskar's here! This must be the other place!

• Grandpa : stop calling me "gramps". I'm not your gramps, you tiny, little shrimp.

  Ernie Potts : Touchy. Touchy!

• Grandpa : I'M CROAKING AT THE STROKE OF MIDNIGHT! Kinda puts a damper on your little plan doesn't it, Shortman?

• Grandpa : Oh, I'm an idiot! That's right. The family curse is 91, not 81! That means I have ten more years before I'm worm chow. I'm not going to die! At least not now.

• Grandpa : Now I have to decide which of the borders gets my matching set of croquet mallets.

  Oskar Kokoshka : I'll take them, Grandpa.

  Grandpa : [furious]  Over my dead body, Kokoshka. You're not getting a single one, now beat it!

  [Oskar dashes off]