- Harold Berman: [Harold is licking a ice cream and sees Stoop Kid, he starts to mock him] Hey, Stoop Kid, you baby. Where's you're diapers?
- [in sing song mocking voice]
- Harold Berman: Widdle baby Stoop Kid's afraid to leave his stoop
- [laughs, the licks the rest of his ice cream and tosses the ice cream stick on the stoop he continues to laugh and walk away]
- Stoop Kid: Come here fat boy!
- [Stoop Kid jumps off his stoop, surprising Harold]
- Stoop Kid: I'm gonna roll you downtown!
- Harold Berman: [Harold runs for his dear life] Mommy! Please don't hurt me, Mommy! Ahhh!
- Arnold: [Stoop Kid refuses to leave the stoop that's been his home since he was a baby] Look, there's a whole world out there for you to see. But you're never gonna' see it if you don't leave the stoop.
- Stoop Kid: Yeah, but what's so great about the world anyway?
- Arnold: I'm glad you asked.
- [Arnold produces a stack of books]
- Arnold: I checked these out of the library just for you. You may have your little stoop here, but beyond this stoop there's a whole bunch of other stoops.
- [Arnold points at a picture]
- Arnold: Look at this.
- Stoop Kid: Wow! Look at that stoop.
- Arnold: That's the Spanish Steps in Rome. It's one of the biggest stoops in the world.
- Stoop Kid: I've gotta admit, that's pretty cool.
- Arnold: Yeah, and look at this.
- Stoop Kid: Woah!
- Arnold: The Pyramid of the Sun. Ancient Aztec ruins.
- Stoop Kid: It's the greatest stoop I've ever seen.
- Arnold: Well, it's just one of the great stoops out there. And if you want to see em, all you have to do is take that one big step off your stoop.
- Stoop Kid: Arnold, I'm gonna do it.
- [crying out]
- Stoop Kid: I'm gonna leave the stoop!
- Harvey: [Harvey runs over to Mr Green outside his butcher shop] Yo, Mr Green. I just heard the Stoop Kid's leaving his stoop.
- Marty Green: Woah.
- [Mr Green shuts up shop]
- Marty Green: The legend dies Harvey.