Hercules: The Legendary Journeys (TV Series)

My Fair Cupcake (1998)

Bruce Campbell: Autolycus

Quotes 

• Iolaus : Aren't you going to stick around for the official announcement?

  Autolycus : Oh, no. You haven't seen me cry. Believe me, it's not a pretty sight.

  Iolaus : You're going to be okay, aren't you?

  Autolycus : Oh, sure, eventually. All I have left right now is one shiny memory.

  [Autolycus leaves; Hercules and Iolaus look at each other, then rush to where the Sapphire of Antioch is displayed. The jewel is gone] 

  Hercules : One shiny blue memory!

  Iolaus : Herc, wait. You know, things have gone so badly for him, why don't we let him keep it for a while?

  Hercules : Yeah, you're right.

  [they pause a few moments] 

  Hercules : Okay, that's long enough!

  [they rush after Autolycus]