Festus tries to go into the freight business and it nearly results in matrimony.Festus tries to go into the freight business and it nearly results in matrimony.Festus tries to go into the freight business and it nearly results in matrimony.
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Loren Brown
- Townsman
- (uncredited)
Donna DeLacey
- Saloon Girl
- (uncredited)
Chester Hayes
- Townsman
- (uncredited)
- Director
- Writers
- Robert Vincent Wright
- Norman MacDonnell(uncredited)
- John Meston(uncredited)
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- TriviaLast of 6 episodes for Nora Marlowe. She would go on to play Mrs. Flossie Brimmer in 27 episodes of The Waltons (1972).
- GoofsThe big freight wagon playing calliope music has "Titus and Haggin Freight Co" on the side. The spelling should be "Haggen," as evidenced by the title Us Haggens (1962) in season 8.
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Painfully unfunny comedy episode
Long before the trashy Kardashians were recycling rich basketball players out of their money, Nora Marlowe was pushing her naive young daughter (played by Gwynne Gilford) on filthy Festus, because she thinks he is rich.
In this comedy oriented episode, Festus and his scummy friend Titus (played by Shug Fisher) are trying to start a freight line. Festus is dressed like a rock star, and he comes across a dirt-poor family of ignorant morons who think Festus is a great catch. So the Ma (Nora Marlowe) wants Festus to marry his empire into her family.
Little does she know how lucky she is to dodge that bullet. Meanwhile moronic Festus spends an episode talking all his stupid gibberish to a family that is dumber than he is.
Fellow stinkball Shug Fisher plays Titus, and he tries to keep Festus focused, but before long the freight business is as dead as the marriage plans. The only thing missing from this episode was a reunion visit from lame Chester Goode, the 45 year old virgin. Too bad Chester was never brought back as a guest character, to boost lame episodes like this one.
In this comedy oriented episode, Festus and his scummy friend Titus (played by Shug Fisher) are trying to start a freight line. Festus is dressed like a rock star, and he comes across a dirt-poor family of ignorant morons who think Festus is a great catch. So the Ma (Nora Marlowe) wants Festus to marry his empire into her family.
Little does she know how lucky she is to dodge that bullet. Meanwhile moronic Festus spends an episode talking all his stupid gibberish to a family that is dumber than he is.
Fellow stinkball Shug Fisher plays Titus, and he tries to keep Festus focused, but before long the freight business is as dead as the marriage plans. The only thing missing from this episode was a reunion visit from lame Chester Goode, the 45 year old virgin. Too bad Chester was never brought back as a guest character, to boost lame episodes like this one.
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- Johnny_West
- Jul 3, 2022
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