Get Smart (TV Series)

Run, Robot, Run (1968)

Don Adams: Maxwell Smart

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• Maxwell Smart : [Hymie has just wolfed down Max's hotdog]  How did it taste?

  Hymie : Delicious. Even the poison was good.

  Maxwell Smart : Poison?

  Hymie : I'm programmed to detect poison. That was arsenic, 8 grams, 2 cc's.

  Maxwell Smart : Are you alright Hymie?

  Hymie : Of course. Arsenic is good for cleaning out my tubes.

• Maxwell Smart : [Hymie is almost electrocuted by a booby trapped phone]  Hymie! Are you alright?

  Hymie : [still shaking]  I don't know.

  Maxwell Smart : Well what happened?

  Hymie : I think I'm in love

• Maxwell Smart : The old sleeping-foot-powder in the shoe trick.

• Maxwell Smart : Alright, men. The eyes of the free world are on you today. So I want you to remember to keep your heads and your shorts up.

• #99 : [after the announcer on her transistor radio says, "Well, that leaves only two contestants in the pole vault: Smith and Koskacheckowitz"]  Oh, I hope Smith makes it!

  Maxwell Smart : You'd better hope Koskacheckowitz makes it. He's on our team. Smith is the Russian!