- Maxwell Smart: 99, I've been watching that window all day through my binoculars and I'm telling you that there was a little short guy in there with Greer and Miss Parker.
- Agent 99: Well maybe you were looking in the wrong window?
- Maxwell Smart: With Miss Parker in there, are you kidding?
- Larabee: How about that, one crutch is shorter than the other.
- Maxwell Smart: You're telling me. When I walk, I limp. With a limp!
- Chief: If KAOS gets their hands on any more of those blueprints, Max, they'll have the capability of polluting the air over every major city in the United States.
- Maxwell Smart: Well, I don't wanna worry you, Chief, but I think they already have that.
- Chief: [puts phone on hook] Why doesn't he answer?
- Larabee: Maybe he went out for a walk?
- Chief: No, he's under doctor's orders not to leave the apartment.
- Larabee: Maybe he's taking a nap?
- Chief: No, a let the phone ring often enough to wake him. Something must have happened...
- Larabee: Maybe something happened to 'em?
- Leo - TV Repairman: If you have any questions, call us.
- Maxwell Smart: Looking at paper: Is this your phone number?
- Leo - TV Repairman: No. That's the bill. The phone number only has 7 digits.