Frasier (TV Series)

The Unkindest Cut of All (1994)

John Mahoney: Martin Crane

Quotes 

• Martin Crane : We used to think there had been some mix-up at the hospital. Of course when Niles came along that shot that theory all to hell.

• Frasier : You know Dad, I've just developed a very interesting theory about you...

  Martin Crane : [sarcastic]  If I begged you, would you share it with me?

• Frasier : Slowly, over the years, your responsibilities have been taken away from you, and you, well, you feel symbolically castrated.

  Martin Crane : Oh, why does everything with you shrinks start in the crotch?

• Frasier : [with feigned enthusiasm]  To the park!

  Martin Crane : This time we'll comb every inch of that place. Every tree, every bush... uh, Daphne, we're gonna need more help, so call Niles and tell him we'll pick him up.

  Frasier : Oh, yes, wouldn't want to go out in the wilds without one of the world's great outdoorsmen!