Frasier (TV Series)

The Unkindest Cut of All (1994)

David Hyde Pierce: Dr. Niles Crane

Quotes 

• Frasier : Niles, you have liver behind your ears.

  Dr. Niles Crane : I imagine I must have picked up a cracker and inadvertently scratched behind my ear...

  Frasier : You're saying you had a wad of cold meat behind your ears and you didn't feel it?

  Dr. Niles Crane : That's the story I'm sticking with, yes.

• Dr. Niles Crane : Now Eddie, it's a routine operation. They say it's almost painless, although I can't imagine...

  Frasier : You know, Niles, perhaps it's best we don't discuss the operation. We might spook him.

  Dr. Niles Crane : Excuse me, are you saying he understands me?

  Frasier : Well, he understands the word B - A - T - H. God knows how much English he's picked up.

  Dr. Niles Crane : Fine. Tu tournes a droit.

  Frasier : Ah, bon, bon. Je marcherai derriere lui...

  Dr. Niles Crane : Mais, tu es celui qui va l'amener chez le medecin pour le... snip-snip.

  Frasier : Ah, c'es vrais, mais... oh, what are we doing? Eddie, come here! This is ridiculous.

• Dr. Niles Crane : Hope you don't mind my stopping by, but Maris is hosting the Women's League senior yoga group and... well, old money in body stockings.

  [cringes]