- Frank: You booted a car just to irritate your kid? Hell, that's a lot of trouble.
- Martin Crane: No, the real trouble was getting four guys to pick it up and move it closer to the hydrant.
- Dr. Niles Crane: Hey, Frasier, uh, if you're interested, I have two tickets to tonight's throat singing concert.
- Dr. Frasier Crane: Don't toy with me, Niles.
- Martin Crane: What the hell is throat singing?
- Dr. Frasier Crane: Oh, dad, it's an extraordinary technique where a single vocalist can actually produce two distinct tones simultaneously, allowing him to harmonize with himself.
- Martin Crane: Kind of like the Everly Brothers?
- Dr. Frasier Crane: If they shared a throat and came from Mongolia, yes.
- Dr. Niles Crane: You know, Frasier, you could catch the first two hours of throat singing and still get back in time to walk Eddie.
- Dr. Frasier Crane: Oh, Niles, you know damn well the throats are just starting to warm up after two hours.
- Dr. Niles Crane: [flashback; Maris' car has been booted] Dad, Maris is very upset. And so am I. I can't believe you booted her.
- Martin Crane: Hey, I wouldn't be upset if you booted her.
- [Martin and Frank laugh, slapping hands under the table]
- Martin Crane: You know, Roz, back when I was a cop, we always used to make fun of security guards. I guess now I'll have to start making fun of the crossing guards.
- Roz Doyle: Who do crossing guards make fun of?
- Martin Crane: I don't know... kids, I guess.
- [they laugh]
- Martin Crane: [yells at Frasier and Niles as they try to get out of walking Eddie] That's enough! I can't believe I can't even count on my own family! Get over here.
- [Niles and Frasier reluctantly walk towards him]
- Martin Crane: I'm going to work now.
- [kisses Frasier]
- Martin Crane: I'll be home late.
- [kisses Niles]
- Martin Crane: Don't wait up.
- [walks out the door]
- Dr. Niles Crane: Hey, Frasier, if you're interested, I have two tickets to tonight's throat singing concert.
- Dr. Frasier Crane: Don't toy with me, Niles!