Frasier (TV Series)

Martin Does It His Way (1995)

Jane Leeves: Daphne Moon

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• [on the morning of Frasier's aunt's funeral, Daphne sneezes explosively] 

  Frasier : God bless you, Daphne. Are you sure you're up to coming to the memorial?

  Daphne Moon : Oh, it's just a little cold. Besides, in my family, when there was a funeral everybody went. I remember when Grammy Moon passed on. My brothers had been off on a three-day bender. They couldn't even stand on their own - pissed as newts! But they crawled to that chapel on their hands and knees.

  Frasier : Very commendable.

  Daphne Moon : Yeah, well, they had an obligation. They were the pallbearers.

• Frasier : Apparently, it was Aunt Louise's wish that Niles dispose of her ashes.

  Niles : Now the pressure's on me to find the perfect place for her to rest for eternity. I haven't the faintest idea what to do with her.

  Martin : Why don't you just flush her down the toilet.

  Daphne Moon : Mr. Crane, you can't do that.

  Martin : Why not, she loved water.

• Daphne Moon : How did the scattering go? Any problems?

  Niles : Nothing out of the ordinary.

  [takes off his shoe and pours out ashes]