- Jen: But I picked up something for you on the way over here.
- Dr. Frasier Crane: [She hands him a shopping bag] Really?
- Jen: Mm-hm.
- Dr. Frasier Crane: [He reaches in] Well... a bust of Freud. Well, that's really quite thoughtful of you.
- Jen: I figured you'd appreciate the irony. Since he's been proven wrong about practically everything.
- Dr. Frasier Crane: I like to think that Freud's theories will withstand the test of time.
- Jen: Really? Have you read either of his books?
- Dr. Frasier Crane: Excuse me, young lady...
- Jen: Uh-oh, here comes the lecture.
- Dr. Frasier Crane: Yes, for once you are right, for a disquisition is indeed at hand. And may I suggest you roll your eyes back into the forward position, as I may actually employ some visual aids. Now, our story begins with a young Greek woman of the name Clytemnestra...
- Roz Doyle: Look, everybody, Kenny's here!
- Dr. Frasier Crane: Honestly, Kenny, when are you going to unpack those boxes? Isn't Four years enough time to make that office your own?
- Kenny Daly: Negatory, Doc. Every time I unpack in a new job, I get fired. Tacoma, Moline, Moline again... I learned my lesson; those boxes stay packed.
- Dr. Frasier Crane: So that's why you haven't unpacked. You know, all this time, I've been using you on my radio show as an example of procrastination. I had no idea you were just living in fear.
- Kenny Daly: I prefer to see it as a healthy superstition.
- Dr. Frasier Crane: Kenny, there's no such thing as a healthy superstition.
- Kenny Daly: Oh yeah? What do you call washing your hands after you go to the bathroom?