Frasier (TV Series)

Kissing Cousin (2002)

Kelsey Grammer: Dr. Frasier Crane

Quotes 

• Jen : But I picked up something for you on the way over here.

  Dr. Frasier Crane : [She hands him a shopping bag]  Really?

  Jen : Mm-hm.

  Dr. Frasier Crane : [He reaches in]  Well... a bust of Freud. Well, that's really quite thoughtful of you.

  Jen : I figured you'd appreciate the irony. Since he's been proven wrong about practically everything.

  Dr. Frasier Crane : I like to think that Freud's theories will withstand the test of time.

  Jen : Really? Have you read either of his books?

  Dr. Frasier Crane : Excuse me, young lady...

  Jen : Uh-oh, here comes the lecture.

  Dr. Frasier Crane : Yes, for once you are right, for a disquisition is indeed at hand. And may I suggest you roll your eyes back into the forward position, as I may actually employ some visual aids. Now, our story begins with a young Greek woman of the name Clytemnestra...

  Roz Doyle : Look, everybody, Kenny's here!

• Dr. Frasier Crane : Honestly, Kenny, when are you going to unpack those boxes? Isn't Four years enough time to make that office your own?

  Kenny Daly : Negatory, Doc. Every time I unpack in a new job, I get fired. Tacoma, Moline, Moline again... I learned my lesson; those boxes stay packed.

  Dr. Frasier Crane : So that's why you haven't unpacked. You know, all this time, I've been using you on my radio show as an example of procrastination. I had no idea you were just living in fear.

  Kenny Daly : I prefer to see it as a healthy superstition.

  Dr. Frasier Crane : Kenny, there's no such thing as a healthy superstition.

  Kenny Daly : Oh yeah? What do you call washing your hands after you go to the bathroom?