- Dr. Frasier Crane: After one night out with you in a bar, the man is ready to throw away three weeks of intense analysis.
- Martin Crane: Well, Fras, the guy's finally having a little fun. Don't you want him to be happy?
- Dr. Frasier Crane: I am not trying to make him happy! I am trying to cure his depression.
- Kenny Daly: Hey Marty, does this remind you of anything?
- [Kenny downs his cup of coffee like a shot of liquor]
- Kenny Daly: Ow, hot!
- Dr. Frasier Crane: Dad, the inability to maintain adult relationships often has its roots in parent-child trauma.
- Martin Crane: What's your generation gonna do when we're all gone and there's no one left to blame?
- Dr. Niles Crane: [after doing a back bend in yoga to impress Daphne] Now, I need you to take me to the hospital.
- Ahmrit: What?
- Dr. Niles Crane: I've broken my body. I dislocated my shoulder, and I believe one of my ribs has achieved two-ness.
- Kenny Daly: You know, it's too bad that Trudy was just setting me up to get mugged 'cause up to that point, we were really cookin'. Well, here's to dating!
- Dr. Frasier Crane: Kenny, divorce can be one of life's most difficult transitions. Have you considered seeing a professional once or twice a week?
- Kenny Daly: I've thought about it, but prostitutes are expensive.