Frasier (TV Series)

Call Me Irresponsible (1993)

Jane Leeves: Daphne Moon

Quotes 

• [Though it's October 21st, Martin and Daphne decorate the apartment for Christmas, to take the picture for their cards] 

  Daphne Moon : [looking at the tree]  Oh, it's lovely.

  Daphne Moon , Martin Crane : [singing]  Deck the halls with boughs of holly, fa-la-la-la-la-la-la-la-la...!

  [Frasier comes in from his nap] 

  Frasier : Excuse me, excuse me... exactly how long have I been asleep?

• Daphne Moon : [handing out woolen hats for a Christmas card photo]  Now the theme this year is "Santa's Workshop." Everybody put on your little elf hats.

  Frasier : I am not putting this on my head. For God's sake, I mean, I'm a respected professional.

  Martin Crane : [wearing his]  But if you don't, it'll look stupid.

  Frasier : Oh, I think the ship has already sailed on that one.

• Martin Crane : [Trying to take a Christmas card photo]  Just put the hat on, Frasier.

  Frasier : You can't tell me what to do.

  Martin Crane : I am telling you, look, put the hat on.

  Frasier : No, look, the days are passed when you can just sit me on top of some stupid old Packard and make me wear matching sweaters with my little brother.

  Daphne Moon : Boys, boys please. Don't fight. Are you forgetting what day it is?

  Frasier : It's October 21st!