Frasier (TV Series)

A Lilith Thanksgiving (1996)

Peri Gilpin: Roz Doyle

Quotes 

• [Roz is house-sitting for Frasier] 

  Frasier : Oh yes, and by the way, I frown on overnight guests.

  Roz : Then you're not doing it right.

• Frasier : [giving Roz instructions on caring for his orchids]  I know I'm harping on and on about this, but I know you're not used to dealing with delicate flowers.

  Roz : I've produced your show for three years, haven't I?

• Roz : This uncle of yours - does he dress like a woman all the time?

  Daphne : No, certainly not for work. His congregation would never stand for it.

• [Roz is house-sitting for Frasier] 

  Daphne : If you change the paper towels, he likes the flap facing the front. If you change the bathroom tissue, the flap faces the back, don't ask me why.

  Roz : I don't know how you live with him.

  Daphne : Huh, I don't know how you work with him.

  Roz : Well, I have learned a trick: when he's really bugging me, I ask if he hasn't lost a little weight. Before you know it, he's checking his butt out in the glass of the candy machine.

  Daphne : Really? I tell him he's gained weight. He skips dinner, sulks in his room, and I have the whole evening to myself.

  [they laugh and clink glasses]