The Flintstones (TV Series)
A Haunted House Is Not a Home (1964)
Gerry Johnson: Betty Rubble
Quotes
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Fred Flintstone : [about his uncle] I don't think I saw him more than twice in my whole life. He, uh, lived alone in a big mansion on Nightmare Hill. He, uh, was kind of a, uh, well, eh, he was a, uh...
Betty Rubble : You mean he was an eccentric.
Fred Flintstone : I mean he was a kook, that's what I mean.
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Betty Rubble : Is Pebbles asleep?
Wilma Flintstone : Uh-huh, sleeping like a little angel.
Fred Flintstone : [chuckles] She oughta, the lucky kid. After tomorrow, she's not gonna have a worry in the world.
Barney Rubble : Oh, I don't know, Fred. She'll still have you.
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[after J. Giggles Flintstone, who turns out to be alive and well, reveals he was merely testing Fred]
Fred Flintstone : You mean this was all a joke?
J. Giggles Flintstone : That's right, a great big joke!
[cackles]
J. Giggles Flintstone : Right, boys?
Creepers : You're a riot, sir.
Wormstone : What a practical joker, boss.
Potrock : Yeah, a real kook.
J. Giggles Flintstone : That's me, a kook!
[cackles]
J. Giggles Flintstone : But a rich kook. Ha, ha! Don't forget that!
[cackles]
J. Giggles Flintstone : You should've seen how funny you looked when you were scared!
[cackles]
J. Giggles Flintstone : Right, boys?
Servants : Yeah, boss.
[the servants all laugh]
Fred Flintstone : Well, I'm kind of a kook myself.
[pulls out a very large cleaver]
Fred Flintstone : Not rich, but still a kook.
[Fred laughs maniacally as his uncle runs in terror]
J. Giggles Flintstone : Look out! He's flipped his wheels! Run!
[the servants flee with Fred chasing after them and Giggles, Barney and the girls watch as Fred continues chasing them outside]
Barney Rubble : Good boy! Sic'em, Fred! Sic'em!
Betty Rubble : Go get'em, Fred!
[Fred continues his pursuit, laughing maniacally]
Wilma Flintstone : Well, back to the poorhouse.