Entourage (TV Series)
The Sundance Kids (2005)
Jerry Ferrara: Turtle
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Quotes
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Turtle : We accidentally crossed swords.
Eric Murphy : Ew.
Vincent Chase : Really? Were there any women there at least?
Turtle : Yeah, dick, it was a threesome, okay? It's no biggie. Crossing is an occupational hazard.
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Johnny "Drama" Chase : On the way here, I was dreaming of hooking up with a nice Mormon girl.
Turtle : So why don't you go after a Mormon, Drama? I mean they're all over the place here. Besides, everyone knows they know how to treat their man right. They're like Catholic girls times one hundred.
Eric Murphy : You think the night before a Mormon wedding a guy says, "How am I gonna sleep with the same eight women for the rest of my life?"
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Ticket Taker : Ticket?
Turtle : Sidekick?
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Vincent Chase : I hear the slopes out here are insane.
Johnny "Drama" Chase : Give me a break! Anywhere where you can ski in short sleeves is for pussies. I mean, they got no ice out here.
Eric Murphy : Who wants to ski on ice?
Johnny "Drama" Chase : Men, E, men who like speed.
Turtle : I'm with Drama, there's nothing like the possibility of a good head-on collision.
Johnny "Drama" Chase : I mean, if you can ski Hunter Mountain, you can ski anywhere!
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Johnny "Drama" Chase : [to the attractive blonde girl] As a matter of interest, what do you prefer... tall, lean and handsome, or short, fat and ugly?
Turtle : [chuckles] Hey, you know what? He's right! I mean, you want somebody who's cute, funny and cuddly? Or somebody who's bitter, out of work and losing his hair by the minute?
Johnny "Drama" Chase : I'm not losing my hair.
Turtle : Yeah, you are.
Cassie : Guys... I believe in love. And... love has no face and... no weight. Definitely no receding hairline. Look, I wanna talk to you both about something. Mm. Best friends... should treat each other with loyalty and respect. They should *never* compete for the same woman, because even if one of them wins, then they both lose.
[her words sink in]
Cassie : I'm gonna go to the bathroom.
[gets up]
Cassie : You guys figure out a way to get along and I'll be right back.
[goes off]
Turtle : That was deep.
Johnny "Drama" Chase : [thinks it over] She's right. This is crazy. What are we fighting for?
Turtle : This girl's gonna be gone by tomorrow.
Johnny "Drama" Chase : By tomorrow night... she'll be a memory.
Turtle : And we gotta spend every waking minute together.
Johnny "Drama" Chase : What do you wanna do?
Turtle : [knows what he wants] I want the memory!
Johnny "Drama" Chase : So do I.
Turtle : Fuck you!
Johnny "Drama" Chase : Fuck me? Fuck you!
Turtle : I said it first.
[takes swig from bottle]