Entourage (TV Series)

Aquamansion (2005)

Jeremy Piven: Ari Gold

Quotes 

• Ari's Wife : [Mrs Ari has caught Ari trying to sneak out of the house]  Where are you going, Ari?

  Ari Gold : I have a meeting.

  Ari's Wife : At the Playboy Mansion?

  [looks at pajamas sticking out of Ari's slacks] 

  Ari Gold : Playboy Mansion, strip clubs, whorehouses, that's where the meetings are. It's my fucking job.

  Ari's Wife : I want three weeks in the south of France with the children.

  Ari Gold : Oh, my God, baby,

  [cups her face and kisses her] 

  Ari Gold : of course you can go.

  Ari's Wife : With you. And if you're not home by 2AM, I'm gonna be standing at the gate screaming 'Ari Gold, super agent, forgot his Viagra.'

  Ari Gold : [on pins and needles to go]  It's all good.

• Ari Gold : I know you don't wanna hear this right now. I had an amazing meeting at Warner's.

  Vincent Chase : Oh, Ari... *Pleez* don't ruin the Mansion.

  Ari Gold : You wanna hear this, believe me.

  Vincent Chase : You know what I wanna hear? I wanna hear what the lovely Hef girls have to say.

  [Hugh Hefner's three live-in girlfriends are standing behind them] 

  Vincent Chase : Look at how rude you are with your back to these lovely ladies.

  Ari Gold : Ah, they're better to look at than listen to.

  [to the trio:] 

  Ari Gold : What have you got? Sorry. What have you got for us?

  Playmate : So what does the middle A stand for, Ari? Arrogant?

  Ari Gold : [humors them by laughing]  Ah guh guh!

  Playmate : Abrasive?

  Playmate : Argumentative?

  Eric Murphy : Annoying?

  Vincent Chase : Asshole?

  Ari Gold : Et tu, Vinny? Et tu?

• Eric Murphy : [on phone]  What's up?

  Ari Gold : Yeah, I just had a tete-a-tete with Hef.

  Eric Murphy : How did it go?

  Ari Gold : The good news is I sold Playboy TV to North Korea, Kim Jong, he'll love Night Calls; bad news is your boy, Drama, will not be joining us

  Eric Murphy : You know, Ari, you carry about as much weight as Lara Flynn Boyle.

  Ari Gold : Listen, a lifetime ban is a lifetime ban. Where are we without our integrity?

• Ari Gold : [surrounded by Playmates]  God, I wish I wasn't married!

• Vincent Chase : [late at night at Playboy Mansion]  Don't you need to go back to your wife?

  Ari Gold : No! I make the Goddamn rules.

  [adding softly:] 

  Ari Gold : I've got till two.